This Is 100% Guaranteed To Work...

I pledge to do this

Or they could think you are a complete weirdo.

Guys.. Guys!!!!!!!!! Ok so listen, me and my lil step sister(who hates me) was in the bathroom brushing our teeth and i did that. That was the first time that i EVER made her laugh. God bless saviourself!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I would do this if all the people in my school weren't filthy fucking mongrels who don't wash their hands.