The Truest Post Ever Posted....

I would make a joke about how you are already a chill guy, but that would be very uncool of me...*cough*

that was a good one. cookie for you! *hands cookie to you*

As, you keep giving me cookies. That is the sweetest thing you could do...

I can give you anything else if you want to

That is a dangerous thing to say to someone with a scandalous mind- you never know what they'll ask for lol. I'll be safe and ask for a glass of milk :-)

Alrighty then *glass of milk for you*

I just pictured you as a Jim Carrey bartender, that was a fantastic mental picture