I think I have a problem

Naw, I think you're good!

Yeah I think you've got a few messages

Are you kidding me?! You're volume is mute!

You are awesome!!!!

That background is evil, that screen is evil, that phone is now evil. Burn it before you become evil.

Flapping Bird ?

Hmmmm.. nope. I see no problem here.

your sound is off and your battery is low. i knew it.

Oh I get it now..... You have a voicemail, but you're listening to Pandora instead