When I get back on funsubstance after being gone for a week

"I'm going to do a book!"

Awww

"My time machine works!" *squashed by dinosaur "I am a stegosaurus!"

Stole alien technology
Built a time machine
Went back to the year 5 million b.c
The caveman asked "What kind of animal are you?"
"Well technichaly im a tortoise"
"I AM AM A STEGOSAURUS"
MINE TURTLE