Time to ruin your childhood

WHYYYY WOULD YOU SAY THAT!!

What did you think the greek version of love was?

omg lol

I guess it really is impossible to hang onto any happy childhood memories. B-But hey. Th-That's ok-k-kay.

Well then , another childhood memory died thanks to the internet

How? Where's your proof!!! *says in voice of denial*

Literally all of Greek lore is just because Zeus couldn't keep his pants up....so that explains it