Oh my lorde

I actually broke my toe by doing this. I asked to get it checked out
Mom: "you don't need to go to the doctor"
*three weeks later*
Me: mom my toe still really hurts
Mom: well you should have gone to the doctor!

Oh dear lorde that looks like it hurts!

I didn't even know that was lorde until I read the title XD

I broke my toe in the 3rd grade. I wouldn't recommended jumping off a 10 ft playground while wearing $20 uggs

Lorde looks fucking scary

she is one creepy chic, but amazing