Well...

Swag brand diapers

That shirt is a dress

I think there's 2 little people in there

I never understood how they walk around without the pants falling down. Mine can't get past my ass without hitting the floor.

My first thought: he must have a long ass spine

Imagine how funny it would be to watch him waddle and then trip and fall!

And i keep thinking of that prison reference... He's more than ready!

I have this fond memory from grade six-- my Mathematics teacher, Madame Dumont (I went to a French immersion), told us, "Si j'en vois meme une fille dans cette classe avec une de ces gars avec des pantalons qui ressemblent comme ils on une tot de caca dans eux, je vais vous dire, 'Vous pouvez faire si meilleur que ca--honnetement'." which translates as "If I ever see even one girl from this class with one of those guys with pants that look like they've got a ton of crap in them, I shall tell you, 'You can do so much better than that-- honestly."