I did

I read it in different voices

A few hundred years from now, future archaeologists will find this, and use it to determine the many dialects of what the ancient people called "tumblr"

I didn't know I had so many voices in my head...

Apparently I can think in different tones of voice... I knew I could think in different accents, but I didn't know about tones of voice! Get out of my head!!!!!

So.. someone using the crosses outline, italics, bold, and capslock is then Passive Aggresive?

I read most of these in Jenna marbles voice