I LIVE FOR CLUELESS MOTHERS

*raises eyebrow in that "we both know" way*

She's just happy to see you…

I love this, man.

Clueless? Look at her face. She knows exactly what she's doing.

it looks like it's ribbed for her pleasure ;)

Is it a dick-shaped balloon? Or a giant inflated condom? The world will never know...

Because condoms cover balls...