"write two paragraphs describing yourself"

I always hate it when we have to do this. ..I just sit there like, I have no idea how to explain myself. ,

Just write my life is FunSubstance.
What's my grade?

TWO paragraphs?! Okay...
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Paragraphs paragraphs.

2 paragraphs? I can't even write 2 sentences about myself.

I am a human being. I live on planet Earth, the third planet from the sun. I have hair, 2 eyes, 2 ears, a mouth and a nose. I spend my whole day breathing.

WHO AM I

How most gymnasts essays would be: I spend 30+ hours in a hot metal building every week even when I'm sick or hurt. Don't ask me why because I don't know.

"i'll be like oh god who even am i?"

Teacher: Each paragraph must contain twenty sentences!!!

but this pic explains me perfectly! :3

"The"

I would usually be all "Well, I'm a consulting detective. The only one in the world. I invented the title. I also come from the Planet Gallifrey"

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write a paragraph deseribing your self paragraph

That doesn't make sense