Oh god why

Where the heck are these people crawling from?

if you lean against the wall and just move your feet you conserve more energy and when you run out you can put all your weight on the wall and keep walking and you will fall asleep doing that

Satan, mom is saying you should be at home for dinner.

Woooaahhh.... Hold on there satan.

This is a good idea, i must construct it . Until now i have been using the ancient bamboo torture (just in case you don't know what that is; it's the one where you tie the victim to the roots of a baby bamboo plant, feeding them as needed to keep them alive, until a new stock grows through the heart or vital organs.), but it doesn't have as satisfying visual results. (And i have been looking for something that took less than a week, as i have limited space to perform these, and have just too many people to be done with to have the space occupied that long)

Thats the evilest thing I can imagine

or...or...get to the door

Run to the front, since its rotating slowly rest until you get to the back of the room and repeat.

When can we start building?

I must meet this person!!!

but...but what if you're a sleepwalker?

How is no one noticing how they said "it's definitely not the worst"

The Russian sleep experiment

Stand on your shoes. Make a hammock from yourclothes and attach it to the door handle. Stand on the damn door handle. Last long enough to wear out a section of the paper. This is assuming you can't just rip it up.