Sounds like a Direct TV commercial

Preventing Hitlers one pencil at a time

I won't want Czechoslovakia because they separated a long time ago.
I will want Czech tho.

And this is how the war started...

I'd rather give you my ballpen and Antartica, how bout a deal?

Then you will want my potato. Nobody touches my potato.

That escalated quickly.

Then everything changed when the fire nation attacked....

Reminds me of if you give a mouse a cookie or a pig a pancake