Fainting intensifies

Me:stands there awkwardly

Shopping with my mum in a nutshell

why do moms do this to us!!?

My dad did this to me once when I was little but the cashier was really nice and we had a conversation about Disney princesses

Whenever I went shopping with my mom, whenever it was our turn, I'd grab a few candy bars and throw 'em in there, and she never knew. I mean, I'm pretty sure she did, she just didn't care.

Hahahahaha, so me.