Santa claus the soldier

I've heard you have been a bad boy this year..

His delivering the laser guided missile toes

Ho ho ho mother f*cker

That's terrible

Must have been a while ago, still wearing acu's.

He'll make you wish that you didn't exist, cuz Sergeant D is coming and you're on his list! -Life of Agony.

'Merry Christmas you filthy animal'

Al-Qaeda doesn't exist, it's a CIA program. Also I believe the enemy you amerikans hate so much this decade are called 'the taliban'.