MAGICAL FOREST FRIENDS!

Waiting for Iamaunicorn..

It feels like you are a magical horse your blood feels like glitter and you can do anything without regrets or punishment (I was a unicorn for a day)

what? I dated unicorns?

It feels like you're able to stab people with your head

Oh, it's pretty awesome. You get to run around, stabbing people with your horn, you can ride on rainbows and play poker with leprechauns. Being an unicorn is the best.

Kind of horny

DOCTOR LOLIPOP

I prefer Pentacorns.

Fixed your post