I must not tell lies

I cannot handle this paradox at 1:00 am after watching Hachi.

Would be cooler if Pinocchio was REAL

I think we're devaluating the word "epic"

This hurts my brain

It's not actually a paradox. There's a difference between lying and being wrong

I think his nose would just DISAPPEAR. Doesn't grow, doesn't stay the same.

This isn't a paradox. You can't lie about something that you don't know. Since he can't predict the future he's not actually lying if it doesn't grow.