slightly punk kids please

This is exactly my strategy

I do that with my Joker t shirt

My goal in life

I only ever wear band shirts but nobody talks to me :(

I'm scared to wear band shirts in public, because if they ask me something about them I don't know I would look dumb

Reminds me of that girl who wore a "Bazinga" shirt and didn't even know who Kunal Nayyar was.

I do that with my Doctor Who stuff. Walked through college campus full Doctor gear on, got hit on once. NEW RECORD!!!

The first girl I see wear a "Say Anything" shirt I will marry on the spot.

Always want to do that, but I'll probably just get disheartened when it doesn't work

If you do this at a music festival chances are that someone jumps right in front of you to ship you and your shirt

"Slightly punk children" just slightly

BEATSTEAKS!