Plot twist

That moment when he's right and all the bookworms didn't need to check :)

The English classes I've taken haven't required me to read it, yet EVERYONE else in my school has!

This turned out so much funnier than i'd thought

Isn't the first line of the book: 'In my younger and more vulnerable years my father gave me some advice that I've been turning over in my mind ever since.' ?

Apply ointment to affected area

*facepalm*