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maisiepants
· 10 years ago
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What. The. Fuck am I reading on this website tonight
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cptsparrow
· 10 years ago
Smooth as fuck!
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mrrsparklez
· 10 years ago
Smoothest thing I've ever seen
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guest
· 10 years ago
It is said that when Napoleon and Rasputin died, at different points in history, their penises where cut off and preserved. Both Penises turned dark black and Napoleon's shriveled down to the size of a pinkey while Rasputin's was likened to a rotten banana at nine inches long. Just something to think about.
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emptyvoid
· 10 years ago
I don't know what to do with this information.
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deadpool007
· 10 years ago
I just used this line on my gf. She's not talking to me for the rest of the night (-_-) fml
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imaunicorn
· 10 years ago
If my boyfriend did that I would have laughed! Sadly, my boyfriend would never do that :(
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mrrsparklez
· 10 years ago
I applaud you or giving it a shot
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deadpool007
· 10 years ago
Hehe, thanks, perhaps someday I'll get lucky. But that day is not today
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guest
· 10 years ago
Don't pressure her, be careful and respect her choices :)
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guest
· 10 years ago
Oh and I'm sorry that I'm a guest right now I FORGOT MY LOGIN
mrrsparklez
· 10 years ago
She might just not want it in le booty. Lol
deadpool007
· 10 years ago
Lol! Guys relax! We aren't even sexually active yet, I'd never pressure her into anything, I'd just said it as a joke
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mrrsparklez
· 10 years ago
If its not too personal. May I ask how old you are?
deadpool007
· 10 years ago
Lol, I'm 18 and she's 16, she'll be 17 this year September and I'll be 19 in the same month, but we've decided that its better to take it slow.
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