If spiders could fly I don't know what I would do
10 years ago by simpsonsfan2913 · 2322 Likes · 21 comments · Popular
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lemmeliveinbooks
· 10 years ago
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There's probably some rare breed hiding in Australia that scientist haven't discovered yet, breeding and waiting for the Aracnapocalypse.
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crazycrackle
· 10 years ago
Don't even bring the image of an aracnapocalypse to my mind *shudders*
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emperorpenguin
· 10 years ago
There is actually a breed of flying spider, I don't know where they are though.
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lemmeliveinbooks
· 10 years ago
Right? One time I wrote this short story about this boy who had others kill spiders for him. There was this gigantic Queen Spider who lived in the walls of his room and for every spider he had killed, she would make 10 more. Then one day, after biding her time, she unleashed a huge horde of over 10,000 spiders on him and he died. I called it the Aracnapocalypse (a term I, myself, invented. :D)
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simpsonsfan2913
· 10 years ago
Now imagine if there was a movie about the end of the world because of a spiders invasion. "Aracnapocalypse : you shouldn't have killed them"
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mickymouse
· 10 years ago
You guys are just trying to give me nightmares aren't you
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lemmeliveinbooks
· 10 years ago
Don't worry. Don't be scared. The Aracnapocalypse isn't real--unless you think about it.
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emptyvoid
· 10 years ago
Does no one remember one of the halloween specials for The Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy? It had a spider invasion at the end.
deleted
· 10 years ago
*cough* Daddy Long-Legs *cough*
luciol
· 10 years ago
Daddy Long-Legs isn't a spider. Or an aragnode in fact. It has six.legs
deleted
· 10 years ago
I know, but I think it's more the 'sinister-creature' side of things that scares people, rather than the technical classification.
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luciol
· 10 years ago
True story...
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mrblackbelt108
· 10 years ago
I would put on my hazmat suit.
lemmeliveinbooks
· 10 years ago
I would cry and maybe probably kill myself.
mrblackbelt108
· 10 years ago
No I haz a couple spares
finkle
· 10 years ago
....yet
supergirl
· 10 years ago
Yeah... Australia is probably gonna ruin that...
virgil0911
· 10 years ago
Might be in the Amazon too, we haven't really searched a lot of that
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gtkill
· 10 years ago
If spiders could fly , we will be all super trained ninjas with super crossbow skills
guest
· 10 years ago
Fun fact: Many spiders are able to float on the wind using their silk as a parachute. Especially the cute little baby spidies. :)
guest
· 10 years ago
Just watch Charlotte's Web.