But mine really does

Comments

serratedattheedges · 11 years ago · FIRST

It's a very serious condition really.

21 Reply

mrrsparklez · 11 years ago

Why don't you come tell me?

9 Reply

sirdroftardis · 11 years ago

I blame the pretty patties

emptyvoid · 11 years ago

pretty patties... dafu- OMG YES!

7 Reply

emptyvoid · 11 years ago

Bioluminescent dick. There has to be some chemical to inject in you that makes this happen.

yelrac · 11 years ago

HAS to be

gsharlene · 11 years ago

This is 2014 why don't we have bioluminescent dicks?

6 Reply

deleted · 11 years ago

Step 1. Buy a D*ldo
Step 2. Glow in the Dark Condoms
Step 3. Renact Star Wars
Step 4. Go to bed a happy woman.

8 Reply · Edited 11 years ago