Thanks a lot Jesus

Ooooh oooh, can I have your autograph, I asked satan earlier today but he said no.

Shh! He is a secret agent. Don't blow his cover.

Ah ah oh, sorry *Puts shades on* Z'all good.

You little twat, of course I said no to you, "myinnerwarrior", if that's your real name *suspicious face*

Oh Satan, be kind to the human. Although they DID go to you for an autograph before they came to me... *angry Jesus*

Jesus f*ck off you threw me out of heaven and you're still not forgiven *grumpy face*

Hey, that wasn't me - take it up with the Big Guy. And let's face it - you brought it on yourself with the whole 'better-than-humanity, angels-should-kill-them-all-and-be-God's-only-children' malarkey... You kinda needed the time out, Satan.

Fight fight fight!

Round 1! In this corner we have Jesus, the secret agent. And in this corner we have satan, who...is just really mad at Jesus. Now shake hands.

*Throws popcorn* Fight Fight Fight!