Phantom touch

IS THAT NOT HOW IT WORKS

I was told anytime you get goosebumps, it's because a ghost is humping you

This made me yawn —_—

That's why people put their hands in front of their mouths.

So today me and my best friend were sitting in science Passing notes and I drew a weird little guy and she drew a dick on it with "scissors" over it's head. I said all hail the blowjob queen and she said that everytime you breathe through your mouth that you are giving someone invisible a blowjob. I just thought I'd share that lovely little story with you guys.