You know you spotted a real nerd when

What nerd. I only see boobs

it's like he doesn't even care that this is a woman. maybe his guys & nerd buddies have boobs so he doesn't care. O:

The boobs are just a plus, she's beautiful already

Oh its Scarlett Johansson took me a while

Or he's just being respectful

Or maybe he's gay.

Is it weird that I'm a heterosexual woman and I looked at her boobs?

SHE"S LEFT HANDED?!?! WHAT!!!!

he's looking at the reflection