Clearly ohmajeez has a small one, as he has taken the first opportunity to jump to his conclusion in the hopes that random internet chicks that'll never see him naked will assume otherwise because "why would he make fun of himself like that?".
Not to mention it's their first and only comment. Not wasting any time working on your interwebs cred, are you?
Not to mention it's their first and only comment. Not wasting any time working on your interwebs cred, are you?