Sneeze while urinating

Ya u girls have to sit down cuz u pee out of ur buttholes

Yep. Though I suppose we could try to do it standing. You know, just hover over the bowl.

Yeah but if girls sneeze or cough on their period this happens

Wait, girls pee out of their butts? Da Fuq? I'm 18 and I didn't know that. Thanks Internet! We bears don't know much :)

No they don't I mean what I can't even

The peeing from the butt is a joke from another post.
And this does not happen when girls are on their periods. Something might gush out but it only goes down, not all over the place.

No this does happen, personal experience

Well, you might want to tell a doctor about that.

My friends say it happens too

Shit, it must look like you just murderded someone in there

Uh yeah I want to carve out my uterus right now

I've peed out of my b-hole before, but that was more of a food poisoning thing.

I bet it felt like hot lava, no?

Not really. Aside from the cramps, it wasn't that bad. It's actually a pretty nice time-saver.