All the girls in my school are crazy about their shoes, every where you look there is a girl wearing new Jordans walking awkwardly so they don't crease
Okay, y'all gotta sit your butts down and let me tell you a story.
Last fall I was at a party and my friend Lincoln decided to take another friend Kyle's crutches and ninja-kick the shit out of everything and everyone. He ninja-kicked Robert, who fell forward and dropped a plate of taco salad onto Julia's hair, which dripped down onto Sam's shoes. The first word said-- "MY SHOES!!!"
AND THE SOCKS OMG THE NIKE SOCKS AND IT'S EVEN WORSE WHEN THEY WEAR THEM WITH SPERRYS AND THE POPULARS ARE ALL DOING IT EVEN THE GIRLS AND I WANT TO CRY
LIKE SNEAKERS OK BUT SPERRYS NO NO NO
Last fall I was at a party and my friend Lincoln decided to take another friend Kyle's crutches and ninja-kick the shit out of everything and everyone. He ninja-kicked Robert, who fell forward and dropped a plate of taco salad onto Julia's hair, which dripped down onto Sam's shoes. The first word said-- "MY SHOES!!!"
LIKE SNEAKERS OK BUT SPERRYS NO NO NO
and the sperrys aren't even that good looking
2. U don't use bleach on shoes it turns them yellow