As Long As It's Not Parked Near a High-School

I can just imagine driving to a high school and leaving with a bunch of d*cks drawn all over it.

*has car alarm on*

Imagine this car getting keyed.... with black board paint.... omg.. jus thinking of the sound makes my blood crawl

Omg there's my name!!! On the back door!!

This is fake, can't believe nobody has drawn a penis on it yet