Floating bed

What happens if someone rolls off during sex?

The pain only makes it better.

Wow. Bed creaking isn't the only thing that can wake the neighbors, you know.
Also, am I the only one getting a 2001: A Space Odyssey vibe from this thing?

What if you hear
"Ugh..oh yeah..do it to me babe.."
(THUD)
"Ouch my hip!"
But the store doesn't take refunds and nobody wants this bed?

This bed really floats due to the power of very strong magnets inside it and inside the floor that repel each other. The wires are just there to hold the bed in place. If I remember correctly it was designed by Dutch architects.

Watch the South Park episode where the boys download music illegally off the internet. The segment where the cop shows them something is hilarious.