Pretending to be blind

I do that, too!!!

That user name sums up how well this usually goes, for me and my shins anyway.

Same here!!

Table: that's some nice toes u got there......it'd be a shame if...... U STUBBED THEM!

I walk like that to see how well i know my house.

As a blind person I find this offensiv-*bumps into tabel* Ow! Who put thag couch there??