This cracks me up

You'd here from mine "my axe is my buddy. I bring him when I walk."

The M4 is my weapon,
The weapon that I hold,
And if you piss me off
Imma have to unload!
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-Artist: Sgt. Dunson
Album: To Hell And Back
Song: M4 Is My Weapon

I have really random songs on my playlist. There's a lot of variety.

From mine you'd hear "everywhere I go, bitches always know. That Charlie Sheen has got a weenie that he loves to show" .... Oh Hollywood undead...

*grind with me* or else probs something like *im mr bright side jealously, turning saints into the sea...* or something

"MUST HAVE STABBED HER FIFTY FUCKING TIIIIMES, I can't believe it, RIPPED HER HEART OUT RIGHT BEFORE HER EYYYYYYES"

Little piece if heaven!

My friend was listening to a song called "dont want a short dicked man" and it was really weird

I would probably be listening to mcr or other types of alternative rock.

IM READY IM READY IM READY *bass drop* OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHH

I AM NOT KIDDING THIS GUY WAS TRYING TO FLIRT WITH ME WHEN I WAS OUT AND MY PHONE WAS PLAYING MUSIC THROUGH HEADPHONES AND I ACCIDENTALLY PULLED THEM OUT AND 'YOUR GONNA GO FAR KID' WAS PLAYING REALLY LOUD. needless to say he backed off.