My Book Must Be A Horror Story

My face is just like Scarlett's right now omfg

That means I would have a really twisted author like wtf

My author doesn't paint me in the best light. :(

Pretty sure they already made a movie like that.

Am I a sim, or a character?

I hope I'm never that author. Last time I rewrote something, I accidentally killed the main character and traumatized his brother.

My author must really enjoy writing me make a fool out of myself

My author must be some sick twisted mother fucker

My author must seriously hate me. Like REALLY hate me.

My author is an Asshole!!

My book is TFIOS. My best friend has 2 years.