When people make fun of my weight: GIF

I know!!! I hope it's just as good as Coven but I'm not a very fair judge considering I love witches.

Even better idea, don't be an asshole.

Uh obesity isn't something to be proud of. You will die at a younger age, you'll have higher cholesterol, and you won't have to many friends

No shit, Sherlock, but it's not as simple as not being fat. You can't just wake up one day and not be fat or wish not to be fat and then you're skinny.

It's just that: a joke, not a dick. Don't take it so hard.

Apply cold water...nice one, books!