America.

World War Tea has begun.

..... we don't have harbours where I live, but we do how ever have a river.

I shall move to England, I might then be considered normal in my excessive tea drinking habits

Only a slight correction: the word mate is stressed in the a, not the e, and it isn't written with the á. Also, it's a completely different beverage than the tea; and we do also drink tea.

the england one is very false, unless you're visiting the queen, you'll get your tea in a mug, with no saucer, pre-stirred and with no spoon.

At the very end, I heard Alfred and Arthur from Hetalia yelling at each other.

Jackie Tyler, anyone?