Men vs. Women on Kissing

I want to

*runs away with all the pizza*

*calss 911 somone stole all the pizza*

*swims through 3 rivers, climbs a tree, walks though the branches for about half a mile before sitting down in a fork in a tree and eating all the pizza*

AND YOU DIDN'T SAVE ME NOT EVEN A SLICE???

Gee, thanks for saving a slice for the poster :x

Why would you need a fork?

*walks up to readmorebooks, takes pizza back, ties him/her up, leaves with pizza, gives all pizza to everybody else*

omg, thank you very much. You're my hero.

I thought I ate all the pizza. also you don't know where I am. you can't use sniffer dogs because I was in water for a long time. you can't track me by footprints because I was in trees. therefore you have no way of taking my pizza

so am I getting some pizza or not?

if you can give me 5 pounds of gummies, a 100 dollar itunes gift card and a 100 dollar barnes and noble gift card then yes you can have pizza. you can have 100 dollars worth of pizza. from your choice of company