I'm knot kidding

Stop, your puns are knot funny.

Well, someone has their knickers tied up in a knot

We're knot gonna be frayed by your knotted knickers

I will knot stand for this anymore.

I don't want to be tied to all of this knotsense.

I canknot believe you're getting so wrapped up in this. Its knot even that funny.

These puns are knot funny anymore and I think it's about time we tie this conversation up.

You do knot have the right to tell me what to do

We'll the other day my twine brother authorised me to do as I please as it hem-pens and you must agree this thread is really starting to come unravelled.

:| too far bro, too far. But effing hemp-pressive I'm must say. Had me tied up in knots and coming apart at my stitches

Figures.
A post actually makes me laugh, then the comments make me cringe.

Instead of whinging like a little spoilsport, maybe try joining in or just knot reading the comments section.

I could knot agree more

Seems to me like it's the guy who can't deal with a little criticism who is the one "whinging". Nice try, though.

Criticism? You call that stuck-arse comment criticism?

Are you dense?
I found the comments to be the opposite of funny. These f@cking pun circle-jerks literally cut my laughter short. God forbid I say anything, or some hypocrite will accuse me of "whinging".
Keep splitting hairs, though. My point stands.

Do you even whine?

Well, then you shouldn't have continued reading. The jokes were for our enjoyment, not yours.

Dense it is.
You realize I have to read comments in order to know if I enjoy them or not.

Dense? That's fresh coming from someone who had to read 15 comments before he realized he didn't find it enjoyable. You may not have found them funny, but others did.

*sigh*
Do you honestly expect me to judge comments I haven't read yet by comments that came before them?
Whether or not others found them funny isn't the point. I OBVIOUSLY can't speak for them, can I?
Are you even being serious the past couple days? You've GOT to be smarter than this.

So you're honestly not capable of seeing the route that a stream of comments are taking and just move on to the next post instead of being a jerk? We were having fun, there was no need for you to come and spread your negativity. Trust me, I'm far smarter than your elevated perception of yourself permits you to think.

Wow, you really ARE full of yourself, aren't you.
I guess my past experiences of slogging through crap comments and actually finding gems means nothing to the almighty deadpoop007.
Btw, that was an honest-to-goodness typo, but it make me giggle, so I kept it. :)

I'm full of myself? That's coming from a person who reeks of self righetousness and self importance. Ooh funny, you genius you. I bet you're really fun at parties.

*sigh* That tired line again.
Because I want to attend parties with some guy who gets this asshurt when not everyone is amused with his attempts at "humor"...
Keep it up, though. While I may or may not respond, I'm morbidly curious about just how far you can dig this hole.

You're the one who got asshurt because other people's sense of humor did not fit your opinion of what it should be.

Ok. THAT was fucking hilarious. Keep that shit up, and you will be on Tosh in no time flat.

Knot bad of a comments chain