When Patrick met Tom

Well, he's on the Tube. No matter who you are, no one ever makes eye or verbal contact on the Tube - it's the rule.

I've never been on the Tube. Or the Subway. We don't have those in California. :/

It really is like an experiment in antisocial but polite behavior

No but the few times that I've been on the tube, there was barely breathing room.

"Pression"?

Meant to say pressure sorry :p