But really though

"I told him to buy salmon coloured curtains and he bought melon, MELON!! I DONT EVEN KNOW WHO YOU ARE ANYMORE" * cries hysterically*

I usually can't stand when the comments from other sites get posted here, but this one has created for me a bit of a dilemma.
The username isn't bad, either.

I'm saying 3 years and we will have a gay divorce court