ITT: Post your best yo momma joke

Yo momma so dumb she missed the number 44 bus, so she took the 22 twice.

Yo mamas so fat she puts on lipstick with a paint roller

Yo mama so fat she saw a school bus full of white kids and said 'Follow that twinkie!'

Yo momma glasses so thick, she looked at a map and saw people waving
Yo momma so old, her birth certificate says expired
Yo momma so she served Jesus at the last supper

Yo mamma's so stupid, she chased a parked car.

Yo momma is so fat it's easier to jump over her than to go around her.

yo momma so fat, she has more rolls than a pastry truck!

Yo mama so stupid she drowned a fish
Yo mama so ugly she makes blind children cry
Yo mama so fat when I swerved to miss her I ran out of gas

Yo momma so old, she has a photo of Jesus in her yearbook

Yo momma so fat, she thinks "Cake Farts" is a dessert.

Yo mama so ugly even bob the builder said "I can't fix that"

Yo mama so ugly not even goldfish crackers smile back

Yo momma is rlly nice :)

Yo mama so hairy when she gave birth to you you got carpet burn

yo mamas so fat, her belt size is the equator

Yo momma so fat when she jumps, she gets stuck in the air.
Yo momma so fat when she walked in front of the TV, I missed 3 episodes.

Yo momma is so ugly your neighbours broke in to your house to close the curtains.

Yo momma is so nice

Yo mama's so dumb she stared at a carton of orange juice all day because it said concentrate

Yo mamas so stupid she got fired from the M&M factory for throwing away all the W's.

yo momma so fat her patronis is a cake
yo momma so fat the sorting hat put her in the house of panckaes
yo momma so ugly the baskalisk won't look her in the eye

and hold down 2 for your sister

Yo momma so fat when she goes in an elevator the only way she can go is down
Yo momma so fat when she went into the ocean all the whales started singing "we are family"
Yo momma so hairy she has to brush her face

My god. #EPIC BURN OF THE YEAR

Yo mama so ugly she is the reason why Waldo hides
Yo mama so ugly she is the reason why Sonic runs so fast

I believe this should be in "talk"