This happens to be one of the rare times I go.. Not NSFW? This is safe for work, I think. Unless your work has something against weird benches, then that makes sense
Boss:Charles..did you create the bench on the first floor?
Charles:O-of course not!
Boss:I know you're lying, Charles.
Charles:I can explain!
Boss:You know our business despises odd benches Charles.
Charles: Yes but-
Boss:You're fired.
Charles:O-of course not!
Boss:I know you're lying, Charles.
Charles:I can explain!
Boss:You know our business despises odd benches Charles.
Charles: Yes but-
Boss:You're fired.