me when my mom is vacuuming in front of the TV

I usually end up like a contortionist with one leg in the air and my neck craned at an impossible angle.

Maybe you should help her instead of watching her clean

One time when I was about 7 she was vacuuming and I got so frustrated that I just got up and switched it off and she got so mad and gave me a look that said "who the hell do you think you are?" >.<