How I imagine canada

Damn, my parents won't even allow me to have a hamster

But in reality I actually have two chinchillas, a rabbit, a guinea pig, four birds and a dog

You have more animals than my local zoo

My parents always call it my petting zoo

I'm jealous

I'm not aloud to get anymore animals

Same I have 2 guinea pigs a dog a gecko and a lizard and I still really want a bunny but my parents say I have too many animals already