And then when you zone out they get all mad like, "I WAS TALKING TO YOU! Why weren't you listening!?" Like sorry, some people get offended because if I joined in you'd be all like "WHY YOU LISTENING TO OUR CONVERSATION"
Sigh.
That is exactly the predicament i'm in. One of my ex-friends I don't talk to anymore (because she's SUPER annoying) is sitting to my right and my other friend sits to my left, so leftie will be talking and I assume that she's talking to rightie so I don't pay attention, but she was talking to me and i'm like oh sorry!
I hang out with a group of friends and they ignore me so I go to another group of friends and my original group of friends are like
"Why'd you ditch us???!?"
Bitch, please.
The best thing to do when people are ignoring you while you are in the middle of talking is to start telling nonsensical shocking or dirty stories after you notice they tune out and just see how long it takes them to realize.
Sigh.
"Why'd you ditch us???!?"
Bitch, please.