#relatable

I'm glad my family isn't the only one that passes on tricks and tips for murder through generations. (:

Don't you mean "what body?"

IKR! They made me throw out all my torture devices. They even found my chainsaw and hockeymask I hid in my trunk! Why would they do that? I'm already the valedictorian! What more do they expect?

What's wrong with the world!? Can't they just let you have a sound proof torture chamber that's well equipped? It's not like the screams bother anyone.

Mine's set up with tiles on everything so I can just hose off the blood into the drain. Doesn't look particularly nice, but it's functional