Am I the only one?

Hahahaha true

I do this with Teddy Grahams to strike fear into the hearts of the creatures that have yet been eaten. What's more fun than imagining the looks of terror on their teddy bear faces while I devour the maimed? The most perfect specimens are last and by then have severe emotional trauma and eating them just becomes the humane thing to do.

I eat the broken cookies first because then I can say "Mom, that one was broken, can I have another one?"

Amen

...and then I eat all of the cookies.

No, I eat them because I feel OCD and that they aren't as perfect

I eat them last because they're like the bullied victims so while i eat the non broken ones i hope that maybe the broken ones are laughing at the bullies who I'm eating

Natural selection

I do this and then after i've finished the broken one and want to eat the perfect one, someone asks if they can have the perfect one and I can't say no, as I literally just ate a cookie .-.

I know that feel bro.