Cool life hacks: Human psychology version

That bonus tip tho

That bonus tip is how I eat

"Why is that movie on the floor"
"I've lost control of my life"

Yeah I just shit on the floor when I need to remember something the next day and it works every time !

When I test out a pen, I write "fart". I hope no one thinks that's my name.

That eye one tho

Someone tried the writing one on me. I wrote penis.

Twist ending

Tagging for future use

"call ernie"

that will reminded me of william behlendorf from my favorite band. omg