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Breaking news, a young woman has lost her German Shepherd Dog. Did it escape? Was it dognapped? Was it involved with the Illuminati?! Find out at 10:00pm.
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Breaking news, the young woman's dog was found. Local police located the dog in the woman's cleavage. An investigation has begun on how the dog got there in the first place. Was it attempted murder? Was it an abduction gone wrong? WAS THE ILLUMINATI INVOLVED?!?!?! Find out at 11:00.
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Breaking news on the missing dog case; we have been informed that the dog was not actually found in her cleavage, but rather hiding in its dog house. With further investigation, it was also discovered that the Illuminati were not involved, the dog just had triangle shaped ears. Stay tuned to FOX News for more accurate updates on this DRAMATIC case.
Breaking news, a young woman has lost her German Shepherd Dog. Did it escape? Was it dognapped? Was it involved with the Illuminati?! Find out at 10:00pm.
*more dramatic music*
Breaking news, the young woman's dog was found. Local police located the dog in the woman's cleavage. An investigation has begun on how the dog got there in the first place. Was it attempted murder? Was it an abduction gone wrong? WAS THE ILLUMINATI INVOLVED?!?!?! Find out at 11:00.
*dramatic music again*
Breaking news on the missing dog case; we have been informed that the dog was not actually found in her cleavage, but rather hiding in its dog house. With further investigation, it was also discovered that the Illuminati were not involved, the dog just had triangle shaped ears. Stay tuned to FOX News for more accurate updates on this DRAMATIC case.