Not hard science, but good enough for me

Whoa! What an amazing discovery!

Poor frog :(

A linguist concluded that frogs don't speak English, an anarchist concluded that frogs don't take orders from the man, an old guy concluded that frogs don't jump as high as they used to in the good old days and Funsubtancers concluded that the frog was still beautiful and unique and shouldn't confirm to any preconceived ideas about what frogs should or should not be doing because look at all the weird sh*t we're in to.