Don't touch me!

"You'll give me cooties, eww"

Ugh! I've been kissed by a human! I have human germs! Get hot water! Get some disinfectant! Get some Iodine!

I thought we had a deal!!! I don't kill you in you sleep, you don't act gooey! Obey me, human slave!

"HUMAN! You put your stupid human germs on my head! Put me down, I need to clean myself!"

This is me when people try to hug me

"MY GOD! Couldn't you have kissed the fuckin dog?! EWW!! Its all over me head!"