Yo mama is so fat that her bellybutton gets home 15 minutes before she does
Yo mama is so fat that when she was diagnosed with a flesh-eating disease, the doctor gave her ten years to live
Yo mama is so fat that she looked up cheat codes for Wii Fit
Yo mama is so ugly that she makes blind children cry
Yo mama is so ugly that she made an onion cry
Yo mama is so ugly that she threw a boomerang and it wouldn't come back
Yo mama is so old that her birth certificate says "expired"
Yo mama is so old that she has an autographed bible.
Yo mama is so fat that when she was diagnosed with a flesh-eating disease, the doctor gave her ten years to live
Yo mama is so fat that she looked up cheat codes for Wii Fit
Yo mama is so ugly that she makes blind children cry
Yo mama is so ugly that she made an onion cry
Yo mama is so ugly that she threw a boomerang and it wouldn't come back
Yo mama is so old that her birth certificate says "expired"
Yo mama is so old that she has an autographed bible.